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Elevator Banter Begets Unofficial Guide To Manhood

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The people behind the funny twitter feed "Goldman Sach's Elevator Gossip" have attempted to break down the rules by which every man should live.

"Good Day's" Mike Jerrick says there are some great pearls of wisdom here from @GSElevator.

Their unofficial list includes things like, always tip more than you should and always bring a bottle of something to a party.

Here are some of the other tips on the list:

  • Always carry cash.
  • The best public restroom are in hotels.
  • Never date your friend's ex-girlfriend.
  • Never do your own laundry.
  • Absolutely no selfies.
  • If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
  • When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
  • Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty, stay that size.
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